I know, I know...

I will be the first to day that I don't know everything there is to know about teaching. BUT... I do know a lot! Here is what I know:

-I know all of my students names. (SCORE!)
-I know which students pretend to be deathly sick when they are required to think.
-I know which student spends an incredible amount of time in the bathroom to get out of doing work.
-I know which student is most likely to blurt out anything at anytime.
-I know that the student in the back of the class is most likely making Transformer gear out of paper scraps instead of doing assignments.
-I know 2nd grade is freaking awesome and I love my 21 new friends.

AND...
-I know it is not the girls in my class spreading poop all over the toilet during bathroom break.